Yoshiko:
*walking around* THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOODY ROAR 'FIC! I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE WALKING AROUND!! *turns around face to face with Fox* Eeep. *falls
over backwards* Damn. Fox: ~_O!! Yoshiko: WHAT?! Fox: Nothing... Yoshiko: *kicks Fox in the leg* Fox: AHHHHHH! MY LEG!! YOU HURT MY PRETTY LEG!! Yoshiko: DAMN RIGHT!! Fox: YOU'RE MEAN!! *kicks Yoshiko* Yoshiko: OW! DAMMIT, WOMAN!! *kicks him again* Fox: *falls over* I'M NOT A WOMAN! I'M A MAN! I'M THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
MAN IN THE WORLD!! AND YOU'RE UGLY!! Yoshiko: I'M UGLY?! HAH! At least I'm not an ''it''!! Fox: What's that supposed to mean?! Yoshiko: *kicks Fox in the ribs* Fox: OUCHIES!! GRR!! DIE UGLY THING!! *does a Sonic Tornado* Yoshiko: Ohh... that's it... DIE, ''IT''!! Fox: NO YOU DIE! DDDDIIIIEEEE!!! Yoshiko: *attacks him* Fox: *whacks Yoshiko* Yoshiko: OW!!! *smears lipstick all over Fox's face* Fox: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO! MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! RUINED!! Yoshiko: HAH! Fox: *tackles Yoshiko* Yoshiko: GET OFFA ME!! Fox: *grins evily* Whhhhhyyyyy...?? Yoshiko: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOUR PROOF THAT YER NOT GAY!! Fox: DAMN!! Yoshiko: *throws him into a wall* I also don't want lipstick all
over my face, and... other... places... Fox: BUT IT'LL BE FUN! YOU'LL BE PINK ALL OVER!! Yoshiko: DAMN, YOU ARE INSANE!! ...And what do you mean
by ALL OVER...?! Fox: ..... Yoshiko: .....Oh god... kill me now... Fox: *brushes himself off* Never try to dirty my pretty body again... Yoshiko: I'm sure you wish otherwise... Fox: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!! Yoshiko: GOOD! Fox: Ohhh.... *pouts* Yoshiko: WTF?! Fox: NOTHING!! Yoshiko: Yeah, right... Fox: ... Yoshiko: ..... Fox: AH HELL!! Yoshiko: HOLD ON A SEC!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT! THIS IS A FANFIC!
I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!! Fox: ....DAMN FAQ'S! Yoshiko: DIE!! *does a Sonic Tornado* Fox: HEY! THAT'S MINE!! Yoshiko: NOT ANYMORE!! *whacks him through the window* HAH! Fox: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YOU HURT MY PRETTY BODY! Yoshiko: SHUT UP, GIRLY BOY!! Fox: HEY!! Yoshiko: HAH!! *jumps through the window* DIE, "IT"! *morphs* Fox: ~_O Yoshiko: WHAT?! Fox: YOU DIE!! *morphs too* Yoshiko: *beats the crap outta him* Fox: I CAN'T LOSE TO THIS BEAST!!! Yoshiko: OH SHUT UP!! *kicks him into the wall* Fox: Why would you want to beat up someone as good-looking as me?! Yoshiko: ... Fox: HAH! Yoshiko: WHAT?! Fox: YOU LIKE ME!!!! I KNEW IT! Yoshiko: NO, DUMB@$$!! WHY WOULD I LIKE YOU?! *blushes* Fox: Heh heh heh. Yoshiko: YER STILL A GIRL! Fox: NO I'M NOT! AND I HAVE PROOF! Yoshiko: THERE IS NO WAY YOU ARE SHOWING ME THAT PROOF!
I KNOW WHAT YER TALKING ABOUT! Fox: Are you SURE?! I CAN THINK OF A GOOD EXCUSE!! Yoshiko: AWWW!! NASTY! YOU HORNY BASTARD!! Fox: ... Yoshiko: And I'll be leaving now... *jumps out the window and leaves* Fox: ....Poopoowiggles.
